💩 $POEM — The Smiling Poop Emoji Coin Official Whitepaper (Regrettably Real) Slogan: “The market is irrational. We made it literal.” TL;DR A coin nobody asked for, solving nothing, launched from a meme channel. No roadmap. No promises. Just vibes and poor decision-making. If you buy it — congratulations, you understand the joke. What Is $POEM? $POEM is the official sh*tcoin born from @blackbannerclub — the Instagram reel channel that posts satire, cultural commentary, and internet nonsense. The page makes fun of reality. The coin makes fun of finance. One posts reels. The other proves markets will buy anything. Why Does It Exist? Because every project says it’s the future. This one says it’s content. $POEM exists to: • Parody crypto launches • Parody influencer pumps • Parody financial seriousness • Turn a meme page into a financial experiment Not a revolution. Not a movement. Just documented absurdity. Tokenomics Total Supply: 6,724,916,549.54 $POEM Dev Wallets Dev 1: 450,000,000 (6.69%) Dev 2: 350,000,000 (5.20%) Taxes: 0% Minting: Disabled Burns: Occasionally flushed Utility None. Not hidden utility. Not future utility. Not “coming soon” utility. You are holding a punchline. Contract Blockchain: Solana Symbol: $POEM Address: G2UgHMUcQskRhoUZVCd4rNGuHz7cZutAs47cjLCKyPH8 The Channel Instagram: @blackbannerclub (Where the reels live — the coin is just part of the bit) Direction: wherever the algorithm takes it Team Anonymous internet people with Wi-Fi and bad ideas. Doxxed? No Serious? No Malicious? Too lazy Promotion Don’t “invest” in it. Feature it in a meme instead. Tag @blackbannerclub so history can judge you properly. Disclaimer Satire project. No expectation of profit. No guarantees. No responsibility accepted. You’re not buying a token. You’re participating in content. $POEM Financial advice, but honest.